老大爷的笑话看报纸和下象棋力量

老大爷的笑话，看报纸和下象棋。

1、爷爷年纪大了经常用放大镜看报纸。最近儿子没了工作，爷爷很是着急，于是在报纸上找起了招聘启事，这天阳光明媚，爷爷每个字都看得十分清楚，不一会儿，就把报纸点着了。

蓝军千万不可等闲视之。 1, grandpa old newspapers often use a magnifying glass. Son didn t work recently, grandpa is very anxious, so the advertisement in the newspaper to find, the day the sun is shining, grandpa every word see very clear, after a while, just set fire to the newspaper.

2、老大爷在街边儿下象棋，下的正入迷，突然旁边有人说了一句话： 老头儿，你车没啦!

2, the old man in the street side playing chess, is ecstasy, suddenly next to someone said a words: the old man, the car didn t you!

老大爷胸有成竹的说： 什么车，这叫車，他的马进，我可以退啊，小伙子，还需多学习下棋啊!!!

Eldest brother ye have answers of say: what car, this call a car, his horse, I can return ah, young man, still need to learn to play chess!!!

我说的是你的自行车没啦 ，只见那老汉差点没昏过去。。。

I didn t! said is your bike, I saw that the old man could hardly fainted...

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